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Category Archives: Humour

Eggs got insulted

Kakakakakakaka. The eggs got insulted and insulted themselves!
The Sun: Report lodged against Teresa Kok for insulting egg
KUALA LUMPUR (Sept 24, 2008) : The Seputeh Umno Youth division lodged a police report today against Seputeh MP Teresa Kok, claiming she had insulted the Royal Malaysian Police and the egg,

Ostrich

 
 
This is what happens when the ears are placed too close to the ground.
 

Hamsap

A case of too much salt …
The Star, 10 Sept 2008
Five in ‘salt’ case rearrested
JOHOR BARU: Five men, including three foreigners, were acquitted of a drug trafficking charge after the substance they were caught with turned out to be salt.
The freedom for the five, who included two Mexicans and a Cana-dian, however was short-lived as [...]

I swear …

If only swearing can be relied upon to prove innocence, everyone of us would be swearing every other day.
Saiful’s swearing takes on a humorous twist here in usj.com.
“What if Razak Baginda and the 2 UTK guys also swear by the Quran? Case closed? Altantuya must have commited suicide……..”
“Not at all. The court must now demand that Altantuya [...]

Silly Joke

i-Dola lap top and Jean-i PC? Which kaki-ampu chose these names?
This really is a silly joke.

Thanks for the humour, Seputeh

Seputeh votes burnt. And Seputeh commented “This guy is returning officer of Seputeh constituency. We are burning the votes like the way the Taoist burn their hell bank notes in temple or funeral service.”

Like the way the Taoist burn their hell bank notes in temple or funeral service? Careful what you say, Seputeh, because today marks [...]

Twisted Man

Potrait of a twisted man. Don’t our poli-DICK-cians look alot like him, so bloody twisted up?

Z for …

Z for ZAP. Z for ZIP. Z for ZORRO.

Working too much

Did you know that working too much can get you grumpy?
A fun but also good look into how our work can affect our mood in the eyes of our children. Check it out at http://www.GrumpyMovie.com

Ego

“Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?”
 Bill Maher quotes (American Comedian, Actor, Writer and Producer. b.1956)